Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Anonymous said: Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?
yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell
A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they’re adults who don’t let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.
can’t wait to go willingly spend my time with people who hold toxic views and treat me and my friends like garbage so that someone online thinks i’m an adult
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
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