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So she wants to name the human race after dicks is what I see

So she wants to name the human race after dicks is what I see

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avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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Anonymous said: Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?

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titytwochainz:

yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell

Bruhh

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gunlust:

lifeisrhythm:

A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they’re adults who don’t let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.

can’t wait to go willingly spend my time with people who hold toxic views and treat me and my friends like garbage so that someone online thinks i’m an adult

Source: cheetosofficial

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

Source: lordheck

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

Source: goddess-river

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

Source: baebees

itscolossal:

New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food by Kasan Kale

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