The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool
Davis thinks he's cute.
- Davis: you know you have such a pretty face. If you lost some weight you'd be perfect. I'd even start making excuses to go see you more.
- Me: that's funny because I'm already perfect. Besides, if I did loose weight and became convetionaly attractive then you best believe I wouldn't be hanging with your greasy ass. I'd respect mys elf a little more and aim much higher.
- Davis: there's no need to be sassy Sarah it was a joke...
- Me: haha I forgot how to laugh. Go shave your ass or something.
A 7-year-old boy got suspended for biting a Pop-Tart into the shape of a mountain, which the school mistook for a gun.
Free crochet pattern for this awesome goldfish by Aurélie MarieMad! The fins are made from plastic bags. It’s a really cool way to recycle I want to try it sometime! Download PDF from Ravary
arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
this just gave me life
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