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kelli-withan-i:

New house.

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

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Davis thinks he's cute.

  • Davis: you know you have such a pretty face. If you lost some weight you'd be perfect. I'd even start making excuses to go see you more.
  • Me: that's funny because I'm already perfect. Besides, if I did loose weight and became convetionaly attractive then you best believe I wouldn't be hanging with your greasy ass. I'd respect mys elf a little more and aim much higher.
  • Davis: there's no need to be sassy Sarah it was a joke...
  • Me: haha I forgot how to laugh. Go shave your ass or something.
did-you-kno:

A 7-year-old boy got suspended for biting a Pop-Tart into the shape of a mountain, which the school mistook for a gun.
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did-you-kno:

A 7-year-old boy got suspended for biting a Pop-Tart into the shape of a mountain, which the school mistook for a gun.

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rainbow-reverie-amigurumi:

Free crochet pattern for this awesome goldfish by Aurélie MarieMad! The fins are made from plastic bags. It’s a really cool way to recycle I want to try it sometime! Download PDF from Ravary  

rainbow-reverie-amigurumi:

Free crochet pattern for this awesome goldfish by Aurélie MarieMad! The fins are made from plastic bags. It’s a really cool way to recycle I want to try it sometime! Download PDF from Ravary  

Source: rainbow-reverie-amigurumi

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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hyyerrus:

this just gave me life

hyyerrus:

this just gave me life